Title: Bawling Out
Author: FowlFire (FirePhile@aol.com)
Spoilers: ALL OF THEM
Ratings: PG-13
Keywords: BADFIC
Archive: Anywhere, just ask.
Disclaimer: These aren't mine -- if they were, well I don't know what
would happen.

FBI Headquarters

"Agents into my office!"  Assistant Director Walter Sergei Skinner
screamed from inside his office at his two wayward Agents.  Assistant
Director Skinner had a lot of problems with the two agents and yet
protected them anyway.  Some people thought that he might have a
crush on one or both of them but it really depended on how you looked
at the situation.  Most people in the FBI had a crush on one or both of
them, but hid it really well or not at all -- but that's another story.

Special Agents Fox William Mulder and Dana Katherine Scully who
were both working on the X-Files, which were cases about the
paranormal and other unexplained things slunk into the office. 
Mulder was a tall guy with darkish hair and hazelish eyes, Scully was
short with red almost carrot colored hair but she wore it really really
well.

Skinner thought that she did as she slid into the office, her short legs
moving quickly towards the chair, in sharp contrast to her partner who
had long legs which moved even quicker, because they were longer. 
Either way they both moved well.

Dana sat down and Skinner couldn't help but notice her bee stung red
lips.  Or perhaps he couldn't help but notice her partner's divine lower
lip....  

"Agents, what is the meaning of this?" Skinner asked leaning against
his desk.

"Uh, what sir?" Dana asked running a hand through her red hair and
Skinner couldn't help but think how incredible she looked and how
much he wanted to run his hand through her hair.  He could almost
smell the strawberries now and fought the urge to bury his face in the
sweet smell.

"This expense report!  You destroyed 6 phones in a 3 day case?  Or
trashed two hotel rooms?"

"We can explain sir..." Fox interrupted.  The sound of his voice sent
chills through Skinner...or not.

"Explain nothing!  This has to stop, too much spending.  Do you know
we had to take out a loan because of you two?  This combined with
your wreckless endangerment of others, I'm very disappointed."

"Disappointed?" Dana echoed, her voice trembling.

"Hell yes disappointed,"

"We're sorry sir."  Fox said in a small voice, shrinking back into his
chair.

"Well you can just stuff your sorries in a sack!  Like you during the
case last month with that little girl, do you know she could have died
because of you?  Do you?"

Fox squeezed Dana's hand tightly.  "I'm sorry sir...it was bad and
wrong of me."  

Skinner thought his beautiful hazel eyes were even more so shiny, or
perhaps he was still noticing Dana's hair.  

"Hell yes it was bad and wrong of you...you should check yourself
before you wreck yourself Agent Mulder!"  Skinner screamed.

Fox burst into tears, his beautiful face all contorted.  It was almost
enough to make Skinner not want him, or maybe he was now watching
Dana's battle to stay calm, which really turned him on, or not.

"Don't yell at me," Fox whimpered.

"You deserve it! You've been totally irresponsible!  Now go to your
room and think about what you've done,"

Fox sniffed again and covered his face with this hands, "I'm so sorry
sorry sir, really I am, don't make me go...I'll be good."

"Now!"  Skinner said, all mistress like which would have been a turn
on if he was attracted to him.  Or maybe he was still watching Dana's
lovely eyes.

"No please don't make me leave, I'll be good I'll be good," Fox
whispered and sniffed loudly.  Skinner handed him a tissue.  

"As for you Agent Scully -- you should have stopped him from doing
that stuff!  And how did you lose five pairs of shoes in one day!?"

"Well, I can...uh...explain sir," 

"And how did you manage to lose two people during a stakeout?"

"Well, uh...sir..."

"How do you explain yourself Agent Scully?"

"I...I...."

"I'm very disappointed in you,"

Skinner watched her lower lip tremble and her perfect blue eyes fill
with tears.  Or maybe he was looking at the shudders wracking her
partner and thinking how incredibly sexy they were.

"Your father would be disappointed in you,"

At that, Dana burst into tears.  "Don't...say that sir."  she whispered
and wrapped her arms around her body, trying to keep in the pain. 
Skinner wanted to be those arms, or maybe he wanted to comfort her
partner.

"Both of you have acted horribly -- now go to your office and think
about what you've done."  

Fox and Dana stood then clung to each other -- their tears soaking
their clothing.  And it was really really nice clothing too.  Like
Armani and Ann Taylor

Skinner stood watching them, thinking how cute they looked together
or maybe wanting to be the meat in the sandwich.

"Don't..." Fox sniffled, "You love us anymore?"  he clutched Dana
tighter.

"Oh Agent Mulder, of course I still love you and Agent Scully.  It's
just that you have to understand their are repercussions for every
action.  What the hell, come here you two."

Skinner hugged them both, which wound up soaking his brand new
white shirt.  He ruffled each of their heads affectionately and then let
them go.

Fox and Dana stumbled out of his office, still hanging onto each other,
their beautiful faces shiny with tears.

Back in his office Skinner sat back in his chair and reviewed the
meeting...taking extra time to go over Dana's short but lucious legs, or
maybe Fox's perfect hands. Perhaps he wanted both of them, that hug
felt really good.

"Send in the next appointment," Skinner said on his intercom and
smoothed down his nonexistant hair.  

END

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